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Funny needle quotes

Funny needle quotes stitch together humor and a little poke of reality! 🧵😂 Whether you’re a sewing pro, a tattoo enthusiast, or just needle-shy, these witty lines will keep you giggling through every prick and poke. Ready to needle your funny bone? 🎯✨ Let’s thread some laughter into your day!

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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