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Funny New Year’s Eve quotes

Commentary:
“ Let’s call it… ‘SlowMo Saturday’! Where alarm clocks take a day off too. ”

fun, humor, invent, leisure, relaxation, should, slow, time, weekend, wish

21 hours ago
Commentary:
“Just waiting for my brain to download new energy… please stand by! ”

buffering, HD, humor, joke, just, lazy, procrastination, tech

22 hours ago
Commentary:
“Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! ”

bed, boredom, dead, humor, humor quote, laziness, no plan, plan, plans, pretending, red, relaxation, roses, roses are red, staying, staying in bed

22 hours ago
Commentary:
“Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! ”

annoyance, annoying, annoying person, awkwardness, bluesky, broken, broken elevator, discomfort, elevator, feels, funny situation, humor, miracle, most, people, person, situation, social, social awkwardness, stick, take, together, where, world

23 hours ago
Commentary:
“3am: the time when life’s mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed ”

3am, balance, comedy, deprivation, healing, health, hours, humor, insomnia, late, late hours, late night, life, life balance, night, ruin, self-care, sleep, sleep deprivation, stay, unfortunately

23 hours ago
Commentary:
“Ah yes, the classic ‘Mother’s Day breakfast surprise’—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! ”

ask, before, breakfast, celebration, day, family, fun, humor, joke, letting, little, longer, morning, mother’s, Mother’s Day, sleep, wake, wife

23 hours ago
Commentary:
“Finally, some ‘me-time’ with my beloved gadgets! It’s like my devices and I have an unbreakable bond… or maybe just a strong Wi-Fi connection! ”

being, devices, humor, humor quote, i, independence, left, love, own, solitude, technology

1 day ago
Commentary:
“Guess I’ll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! ”

colonoscopy, done, healthcare, hope, humor, i, next, plumber, politician, politics, satire, someone, surgery, voted, voting

1 day ago
Commentary:
“ ‘Hey, I’m Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? ’”

big, Big Mac, Big Matt, came, fast, fast food, food, greeting, hello, humor, humor about food, humorous, humorous thought, imagination, mac, Matt, personification, playful, said, thought

1 day ago
Commentary:
“Name change? I better start posting more cat videos! #DesperateTimes #FollowerFrenzy”

family, followers, humor, joke, kids, last, media, name, parent, parenting, should, social, social media

1 day ago

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