Funny New Year’s Eve quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? 🎉 Comfort is the new couture, baby! 💁‍♂️ #NewYearsEveGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a rebel with a decibel! 🎉 Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? 🗣️ Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! 😂 #NewYearsEveVibes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! 🎉💸 Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? 😂 #CVSConfetti"

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