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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Making waves on Pinterest:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Trending via YouTube:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Live now on Messenger:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Just shared via Slack:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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5 months ago
Share →: I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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"Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? 🎉 Comfort is the new couture, baby! 💁‍♂️ #NewYearsEveGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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Ah, a rebel with a decibel! 🎉 Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? 🗣️ Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! 😂 #NewYearsEveVibes
6 months ago
Share →: Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Commentary:
"Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! 🎉💸 Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? 😂 #CVSConfetti"

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Breaking via Telegram:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Just shared via X:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Trending via Reddit:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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