Funny New Year's Eve quotes

I've already picked out my sweatpants for New Year's Eve.

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Me, on New Year's Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025