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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Just landed via Telegram:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Reported on Instagram:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Reported on Twitch:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Live now on Reddit:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Just shared via Instagram:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Breaking via X:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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