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Trying to figure out if I inherited my stubbornness or if it's a family heirloom ๐ค๐๐ต๐
357 Funny observation quotes
Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?
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Maybe bothโI think I reached the age where I roll my eyes more than I roll out of bed! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐
Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.
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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.
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Sounds like my fridge and I have the same work ethic: hum a little, pretend to concentrate, and hope nobody notices ๐ถ๐ง๐
Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.
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Who knew that the secret to world peace was just to make everything gummy? ๐ค๐งธ๐ฌ
The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. Itโs like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.
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Two lovebirds eyeing each other like they're deciding who's the appetizer ๐ฝ๏ธ๐๐
Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.
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When your detective skills are top-notch, but your job application says "unemployed" ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐คฃ
I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but itโs just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
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That's one way to make sure you never lose a chess piece! ๐โ๏ธ๐ง๐ง
Ironic that the two ฦก’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.
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A classic case of divided vowel syndrome! ๐๐
You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.
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Looks like their favorite hobby is perfecting the art of standing around! ๐ญ๐บ