Commentary:
Level up your snack game! That guy's obviously a taste bud sensei 🍟🥤😂
357 Funny observation quotes
Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.
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I must have hired my dog as a full-time stress consultant 😂🐶💼
I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
Commentary:
When the cats get better realtor deals than you 🏠🐈😸
Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.
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When my dog sees me in jeans instead of pajamas, he assumes I'm going to the Met Gala 🐶👖😆
Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.
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Nowadays, they just pop up in your feed like uninvited guests at a party 🎉🙃
Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.
Commentary:
Antique chairs: the VIP seats of history's butt party! 🍑🪑😆
Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.
Commentary:
Sounds like your washing machine is secretly running an Airbnb! 🧺😂🧳
The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.
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Trying to exit a hammock is like a trust exercise with gravity 😂🌍💪
Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.
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Looking at pilots strut through the airport like they're in their own personal action movie 😂✈️🕶️
“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.
Commentary:
Move over, Titanic! Batman Forever is the true love story 😂🌹🦇