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When you realize you’ve been shopping in the "cloudy parachute" section but they fit like a glove 😂👙🌬️
357 Funny observation quotes
Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.
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Looks like they've got a PhD in judging by covers 📚🔍😂
Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.
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Guess everyone’s just motivated by those fries! 🍟🚗😄
Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.
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Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
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Well, in that case, I'm clearly in the top 31%… Wait, why are you snickering? 🤔😏
Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.
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Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
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Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.
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Why get too close? I'm just practicing social distancing with curbs! 🚗😂
Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.
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Trying my best to win the hide-and-seek championship while pushing a shopping cart! 🏃♂️🛒😂
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
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"Feeling those rooster vibes more and more each morning! 🐔☀️ #WhyDidIGetOutOfBed"