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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Spotted on X:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Making waves on X:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Trending via TikTok:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Shared recently on Slack:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Just shared via Messenger:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Trending via Pinterest:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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4 months ago
Share →: Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Commentary:
"Ah, gravity, the eternal prankster, always aiming for that cheeky pants-down moment. It's like your own personal wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen! Stay strong, keep that belt tight, and give gravity a run for its money!"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Commentary:
"Dear liars, may your pants be so constantly ablaze that you start your own line of 'hot' couture fashion. Just be sure to have a fire extinguisher handy for any unexpected runway mishaps!"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old struggle between jogging and actually using jogging pants 🏃‍♂️ At least the kitchen roll gets some action too! 🧻 Who needs exercise when you have snacks waiting in the kitchen, am I right? 😂"

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Going viral on Messenger:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Live now on WeChat:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Going viral on X:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Making waves on Discord:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Making waves on YouTube:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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