Funny pens quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the pens are the real precious assets at that bank! 🖊️💰 Maybe the pens are off on a vacation, spending all that safe money somewhere sunny… 🌴😎 Just don't let them draw on your bank account balance!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

  Commentary:
  "Facebook friends are like pens. 🖊️ Some are sparkly gel pens that write profound status updates, while others are just plain BIC pens collecting dust in the drawer. ✨ Choose your writing companions wisely! 😉"

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