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Funny pens quotes

Funny pens quotes βœοΈπŸ˜‚ bring a splash of humor to your everyday scribbles! Whether you’re doodling in a meeting or jotting down brilliant ideas πŸ’‘, a clever pen pun or witty line can turn ordinary writing into a giggle-worthy moment. Ready to ink some laughs? Let’s dive into the lighter side of stationery and celebrate the quirky charm of our trusty writing tools! πŸ–ŠοΈπŸŽ‰

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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