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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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β€œI’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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