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And here I thought I had finally achieved time travel! 🚀😂 #AheadOfTheGame
1149 Funny people quotes
Old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches, I will admit.
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Embracing my inner grandma while cracking the code and bustin' moves at dawn! 🧩🧓🧘♂️
Do British people still do the accent when nobody’s around?
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Wondering if Brits switch to 'silent mode' when alone 🤔🎤✨
The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.
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Time travelers and procrastinators unite! We've all got the same 24 hours, just some choose to spend them counting ceiling tiles. ⏰😅
Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?
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Sounds like Satan's running one very confusing employee training program down there! 🔥😈🙃
Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.
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Well, if bootlicking could earn you awards, some folks would have golden tongues 🤣👢✨
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.
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When you drop a knowledge bomb, and everyone looks at you like you're wearing a tinfoil hat 🤓🛸#JustResearchThings
British people be like “YouChube.”
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When British folks say it, I'm just asking "What are they tubing?" 🎥🇬🇧😂
People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.
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Guess we've got grandparents running the world's craziest game of "Who Moved My Cheese?" 😂🧀🌍