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Guess I'll be seeing this post a lot then! 🧠🎨😅
1149 Funny people quotes
I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.
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Just call me the world's sneakiest skating rink manager! 😄⛸️❄️
The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.
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Looks like divine intervention is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card! 😇🃏🔍
People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.
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"Ah yes, the classic 'sounds good' — the universal office code for 'I'll silently panic later!' 😅🤯📞"
Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.
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Looks like some travelers skipped the 'humans should avoid running with suitcases' tutorial! ✈️🧳😂
British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”
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Sounds like a geographical journey through the Whimsical Kingdom! 😂🇬🇧🏰
Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.
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Finally, a dating app where you can find both love and that elusive printer ink! 🖨️❤️😆
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics
If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.
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When your job description as a higher power includes "hands-off management style" 😂🙌 #NotMyName
People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.
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Reality: now available in HD! 😂📺🌐 #UpgradeComplete