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Kind people must have an invisibility cloak for kindness because it clearly goes unnoticed! 😂🧙♂️
1149 Funny people quotes
I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.
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Ah, the sweet sound of someone else's freedom as my background music while I draft another email 🤣💼✨
Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?
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Ah, yes, back in the day when "logging on" meant a five-minute escapade and floppy disks were the height of mobile storage! 🖥️💾😂
The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.
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I call it "karaoke confidence" 🎤😅🎶
People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.
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Next, they'll be air frying their secrets and serving them with a side of crispy conversation! 🍟😂
Can we start dropping pianos on people again?
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Sure, as long as we have insurance that covers "grand" injuries!
Old people won’t listen to you, but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest.
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The ultimate trust exercise: can you get Nana to ignore the person on the phone claiming she won a free cruise?
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.
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Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: ✅ Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! 😇🙏📖
People text you when you look good in photos.
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When your inbox is empty, you start to wonder if your camera is in witness protection 😂📷✨
I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.
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Ah yes, my thesis on napping techniques during lectures really changed the world! 😂🎓📚