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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

May 26, 2026

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

May 26, 2026

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

May 24, 2026

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

May 24, 2026

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

May 23, 2026

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

May 21, 2026

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

May 21, 2026

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

May 21, 2026

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

May 21, 2026

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

May 20, 2026

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

May 19, 2026

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

May 19, 2026

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

May 19, 2026

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

May 19, 2026

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

May 19, 2026

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

May 19, 2026

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

May 19, 2026

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

May 19, 2026