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Looks like my motivation missed the memo! 🤔🚫🤣
62 Funny phrase quotes
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.
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Guess I've been hanging out at the mousetrap buffet this whole time! 🧀😂🐭
I love when the plot thickens.
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When the plot thickens, just remember to stir occasionally so it doesn't burn! 🍲📖
And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.
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When life decided to go full blockbuster mode, popcorn was not enough 🍿😂🍺
“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember they're great for calming the stomach! 🍋😅🤢
Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.
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This level of trust might get you upgraded to co-pilot! 🛫😂
I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?
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Trying to solve the existential mystery of "it" like a detective who lost their magnifying glass 🔍🤔😂
People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.
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"Ah yes, the classic 'sounds good' — the universal office code for 'I'll silently panic later!' 😅🤯📞"
Finally, we’re living through precedented times.
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Breaking news: We're rewriting history in boring detail! 📰😄
I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.
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When life gives you lemons, it could've given you a chocolate fountain instead! 🍋➡️🍫🎉