19 Funny play on words quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs stakes and garlic when you have an all-you-can-eat buffet as your weapon? 💪🍽️ Watch out, vampires, Buffet the Vampire Slayer is coming for you with a fierce appetite! 🧛‍♂️😋"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of why it's called a chest! Perhaps it's to remind us that our cleavage is really a hidden treasure trove waiting to be discovered! 💎👀 Who knew our cleavage doubles as a secret storage compartment for all our treasures? #CleavageTreasures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a best friend when you can have a basket of fries by your side? 🍟👯‍♂️ Truly, fries are the unsung heroes of the culinary world, always there for you in times of hunger and craving. Remember, a fry in need is a friend indeed! 😉 #FriendshipGoals #FryDayEveryday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of name assumptions! 😄 Jennatalia certainly adds a unique twist to the name Jenn! It's a reminder that things aren't always as they seem, especially in the wonderful world of nicknames! 🌟 #JennataliaFTW

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girls Just Want To Have Naan

  Commentary:
  "Who runs the world? Naan! 🌟🍞 Just remember, when it comes to carbs, girls just want to have naan! 💁‍♀️🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive 'Nude Jersey' – a hidden gem, known only to the initiated 😏🔍 So that's the secret pronunciation code, huh? Watch out, New Jersey, you're about to get a whole lot more mysterious! 🤫🔮"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

  Commentary:
  “Trying to tackle asbestos like 😅💪 – You’ve got this! Just remember, even superheroes wear protective gear when dealing with that stuff!”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

  Commentary:
  "Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé. Because we all know that pursuing equality and freedom sometimes requires a double shot of caffeine! ☕️☕️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the scanner isn't the only one checking you out! 😉💳 Better watch out for those beeping hearts at the checkout counter! ❤️🛒 #SmoothOperator"

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