Funny poker quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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