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Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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Making waves on YouTube:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Making waves on Instagram:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Trending via Twitch:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Shared recently on Discord:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

Just shared via TikTok:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Funny poker quotes bring the perfect mix of wit and wisdom to the card table 🎲😄 Whether you’re bluffing your way to victory or folding like a pro, these clever lines add laughs and lighthearted vibes to every hand 🃏🔥 Get ready to shuffle up some humor and deal out smiles with the best poker one-liners around! 😂♠️♥️

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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26 shares on Telegram this month:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

84 shares on Discord this month:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

69 but we both just farting.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Live now on Telegram:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Making waves on Messenger:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Live now on Instagram:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Going viral on Discord:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Just landed via Instagram:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Spotted on Pinterest:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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