Commentary:
"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"
36 Funny police quotes
Calling the police when someone unfollows.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"
When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.
Commentary:
"Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"
Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's trying to multitask their way out of a traffic ticket! Just remember, scrolling through memes and driving don't mix as well as peanut butter and jelly – unless you want a side of sirens and a sprinkle of fines!
Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.
Commentary:
"Following a salt truck in the snow: When you've got your very own salty entourage clearing the way for your grand entrance! 🚔❄️ #MidwestVibes"
You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.
Commentary:
"Rise and shine, it's cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can't resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄"
It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.
Commentary:
"Who knew cauliflower could be so controversial? 🤔🍪 Report them for crimes against cookies! 😂 #CauliflowerGate"
The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of rebranding oneself from suspect to person of interest! It's all about keeping up appearances, darling 💁♂️🕵️♂️. Who knew a change in title could make such a difference in the eyes of the law? Detective fashion advice: always look good, even when suspected of looking bad! 🔍👀 #GlamCriminal"
I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.
Commentary:
"Everyone has their own unique morning routine…some just have a little more urgency! 🚓😂 #FashionPolice #MorningRush"
I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.
Commentary:
Oops! Looks like someone took their coffee order a little too seriously! 🚨 Next time, remember it's not a crime to mix up your sizes at Starbucks…unless you really needed that venti caffeine kick! 😂☕️ #CoffeeCrimes