Commentary:
"😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"
71 Funny problems quotes
Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.
Commentary:
"When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"
I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.
Commentary:
"Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. 🙃🎉😱"
I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.
Commentary:
"When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"
Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.
Commentary:
"When he starts drawing diagrams for your 'what if the sun exploded tomorrow' question, you know you've found the one! 🚀🪐💕😄"
Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.
Commentary:
"Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! 😂🙈 #BlameGameChampion"
Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic pillow vs. brain showdown! 🛏️😴🧠 Who will win tonight? 🤔💤"
Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.
Commentary:
"When you thought you were dialling 'support,' but accidentally called 'drama central!' 📞😅🎭"
Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
Commentary:
"Who needs self-reflection when you can have a scapegoat instead 🤷♂️🎯 #BlameGameStrong"
I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.
Commentary:
"Who says breaking up can't be a win-win situation? 🙌 When life hands you lemons, sometimes divorce hands you the whole fruit basket! 🍋😂#ProblemSolved"