Commentary:
"Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"
641 Funny procrastination quotes
Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.
Commentary:
"When the sun's out but so is your to-do list! 🌞➡️📋 #AdultingStrikesAgain"
Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.
Commentary:
"Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"
I would prefer not to.
Commentary:
"When the universe asks for my energy levels on Monday mornings: 'I would prefer not to.'" 😴☕✨
I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.
Commentary:
"Priorities: Ice cream 1, Charger 0! 🍦🔌😅"
Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.
Commentary:
"Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"
The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.
Commentary:
"Sleep and I have a 'it's complicated' relationship! 😴💔😂"
The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”
Commentary:
"The worst thing you can do while cleaning is accidentally hit the 'accept all cookies' button! 🍪🧹😂"
The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.
Commentary:
"Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️♂️🍔"
Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.
Commentary:
"When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"