Funny punchline quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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