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Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,498

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Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Going viral on YouTube:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Live now on Instagram:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Live now on Pinterest:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Going viral on Twitch:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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83 shares on Facebook this month:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

23 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

98 shares on Threads this month:

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

20 shares on X this month:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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9 folks are currently checking 👀

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,321

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Going bananas on Discord:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Just shared via TikTok:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Shared recently on YouTube:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Shared recently on Facebook:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Shared recently on X:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Making waves on Instagram:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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