Funny purity quotes

• I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, communication, freaky, hate, humor, i, mood, mood shift, morning, night, pure, purity, reply, shift, shut, someone, something, still, sun, texting, vibe

• My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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  2 months ago

  everyone, everything, expectations, favorite, heart, humor, intentions, kindness, media, nice, purity, read, sarcasm, social, social media, things, true, truth, Twitter

• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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  3 months ago

  am, fool, honesty, humor, i, joke, me, once, pure, purity, shame, stop, trust, twice

• I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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  4 months ago

  deserve, i, love, nervous, nervous system, pure, purity, relationship, rest, self-worth, system

• I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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  6 months ago

  4, allowed, day, feel, heart, humor, i, late, late start, purity, start, start time, time

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