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Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,677

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Just landed via Reddit:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Shared recently on Slack:

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

Just landed via WeChat:

My lips could use some attention today.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Making waves on Telegram:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Going viral on Facebook:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Just landed via YouTube:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Shared recently on Slack:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

71 shares on Discord this month:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

31 shares on X this month:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,368

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Seen just now on TikTok:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Trending via Pinterest:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Just shared via Instagram:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Going viral on X:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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