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Funny retirement plan quotes

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025