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Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Going bananas on Slack:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Trending via Telegram:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Live now on Threads:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Just landed via Twitch:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Going viral on Facebook:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Live now on Discord:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Going viral on Twitch:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Trending via Telegram:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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60 shares on Threads this month:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

20 shares on Slack this month:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Breaking via TikTok:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Going bananas on Discord:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Trending via Pinterest:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Just landed via Snapchat:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Going viral on Slack:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Seen just now on Twitch:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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