Commentary:
"Employers love a good adventure story! 🧙♂️💼 Just make sure to leave out the part where you accidentally almost destroyed the world 😉🌋 #ResumeGoals"
23 Funny ring quotes
Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.
Commentary:
"Sorry, no camera crew, balloons, or big check? 📷🎈💰 Please let the doorbell rest – it's been through enough drama already! 🚪😄 #NoCheckNoPeek"
You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.
Commentary:
Well, seriously, common sense Gandalf, where were you when they were crafting that "one ring to rule them all"? 🧙♂️ Let's not make jewelry decisions with world domination potential, folks! 💍😂
According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!
Commentary:
Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you needed another reason to skip wearing those fancy rings, here it is! 💍 Gollum's cautionary tale reminds us that sometimes bling comes with a price – and that price might just be your youth and zest for life! 😅 Sorry ladies, no more "put a ring on it" for us, right? 💁♂️ #RingFreeLife
Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.
Commentary:
"Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"
Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.
Commentary:
Well, nothing says 'I love you' quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? 🎳💍 Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! 🎳😄 #RelationshipGoals
Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
Commentary:
"Who has time for double ringing in this day and age? 📫💨 One ring and they're outta there! Maybe the postman should try speed dial next time. 📞😆 #RingOnceAndRun #PostOfficePranks"
Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.
Commentary:
"Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"
Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.
Commentary:
"Whoops, did my cell phone just ring? Guess it's time to practice my ninja skills and sneak away from it! 📱🙅♂️ #AvoidingResponsibilitiesLikeAPro"
“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.
Commentary:
Ah, the age-old wisdom that cake can solve anything! 🍰💫 Whether it's a boring meeting or a rainy day, a slice of delicious cake can surely make it all better. Just remember: when in doubt, cake it out! 🎂😄🍰