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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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β€œOoh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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β€œAt your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Trending via YouTube:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Trending via X:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Making waves on X:

β€œI’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Just landed via Telegram:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό has copied:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has bookmarked:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ί has shared:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has copied:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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Spotted on Discord:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Going viral on Instagram:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Live now on Snapchat:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Just landed via TikTok:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Seen just now on X:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

Just shared via Discord:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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