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Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Just shared via Reddit:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Just landed via Reddit:

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

Just landed via Threads:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Shared recently on Threads:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Spotted on Slack:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Just landed via Instagram:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

66 shares on TikTok this month:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

29 shares on Discord this month:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

Are you a software update, because not now!

78 shares on Twitch this month:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

96 shares on Threads this month:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I only accept apologies in cash.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,436

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Trending via WeChat:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Going viral on Reddit:

Social media is mental suicide.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Live now on Facebook:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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