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Start with the basics: mastering the art of smiling without pulling a face muscle! 😄🎨
89 Funny self-improvement quotes
Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.
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A true act of modern heroism—next up, conquering the VHS tape rewind pile! 🚀📼😆
My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.
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Mastering the art of facepalming, one lesson at a time! 🤦♂️📚😂
It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.
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When "procrastibaking" has been done 5 times, "Procrastibettering" is next on the to-do list 😂🥐➡️👍
About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.
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Attempting to outrun poor personality traits one stride at a time 🏃♀️💨 or maybe just sprinting to the fridge instead 😂🍕
The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.
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Achieving "Master of Zen and the Art of Couch Surfing" isn't just a skill, it's a lifestyle 🧘♂️✨🛋️
They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.
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Instant six-pack abs by simply putting down the donut? Sign me up! 🍩➡️💪😂
Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”
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Me in therapy: "Guess what, I adulted today!" 😂💪 #AchievementUnlocked 🏆✨
I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.
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Leveling up to 'Human Espresso' status! ☕🚀😎
I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.
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Looks like my mirror is getting ready for the show of a lifetime! 😂😂🌟