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Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I’m running out of people I like.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Going viral on Telegram:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Making waves on Twitch:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Just shared via Slack:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Making waves on Telegram:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Trending via Reddit:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Going viral on Slack:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Funny smells quotes

Funny smells quotes are the perfect way to tickle your nose and your funny bone at the same time! 😂👃 Whether it’s the mystery of stinky socks or the charm of grandma’s cooking gone rogue, these witty lines capture all the hilarious scents that make life unforgettable. Ready to sniff out some laughter? Let the good vibes and giggles roll! 🌸💨🤣

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5 months ago
Share →: My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone needs to have a 'purrsonal' conversation with their chain-smoking feline 🚬🐱 Maybe it's time for some 'paw-sitive' changes in that kitty's lifestyle! 😹 #CigaretteCatProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Commentary:
"Ah, the powerful fragrance of regret and ashtrays! 🚬😷 It's like a stinky reminder that maybe breathing fire wasn't the best life choice. 🔥🤢 #NoSmokeNoStink"
6 months ago
Share →: When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Commentary:
"Being a snowman must be a real nose-tingling experience! 🥕❄️ Just imagine, the world smells like a delicious carrot all day, every day. It's a rough life for those frosty fellas, but at least they never have to worry about getting hangry! ⛄😋"
6 months ago
Share →: Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Commentary:
Who needs pheromones when the irresistible aroma of barbecue is wafting through the air, beckoning us all like a sizzling siren song 🍖🔥 Whether you're drawn in by the smoky allure of ribs on the grill or the tantalizing scent of burgers charbroiling, one thing's for sure – BBQ always knows how to flirt with our senses! 😋 #GrillAndChill

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Just landed via Instagram:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Making waves on X:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Reported on Reddit:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Live now on Reddit:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Just landed via Discord:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Going viral on Instagram:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Spotted on Threads:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Spotted on Telegram:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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