Funny Snickers quotes

• Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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  5 days ago

  bar, comfort, comfort food, eating, emotional, emotional support, food, humor, just, purse, self-care, snack, Snickers, support

• My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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  1 week ago

  always, buy, dumb, family, humor, kids, likes, mom, only, parenting, say, smart, Snickers, sometimes, stuff

• I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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  2 weeks ago

  bed, body, breakfast, crisis, eating, eating in bed, gym, gym membership, humor, i, indulgence, me, membership, midlife, midlife crisis, revenge, revenge body, self-care, Snickers, want, wish

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