Commentary:
"Simply uttering 'Think about it!' nowadays can send people into a mental tailspin 🤯💭 Who knew critical thinking could be such a daunting task in the age of information overload? 🧐💥 #DeepThoughts"
20 Funny society quotes
I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.
Commentary:
Oh the horror! 🤭 Imagine surviving the apocalypse, only to be stuck with braces forever 🦷. The real challenge post-civilization will be finding an orthodontist among the rubble! 💥 #BraceForImpact
Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.
Commentary:
"Let's keep things weird and wonderful, folks! 🤪 Embrace the quirkiness and let the bizarre flag fly high! 🚩 Normal is overrated anyway, we've got plenty of that already. 😜 #EmbraceTheWeirdness"
Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.
Commentary:
Who needs the wild outdoors when you can witness the full spectrum of human behavior at the local mall? 🛍️🐅 It's like a safari of consumerism, complete with stampedes during sales and exotic creatures known as teenagers in their natural habitat. Just remember to pack your snacks and a pair of comfortable shoes for this urban adventure! 🍿👟
Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.
Commentary:
"Drugs don’t ruin lives, they say. It's the drug tests that really bring out the stress and anxiety 🚫🧪 Who knew a little cup could hold so much power over our fate? 😅 #DrugTestingDrama"
This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.
Commentary:
"Looks like the world ended with a whimper instead of a bang! 🤷♂️ Who knew the end of days could be so lackluster? Maybe we can upgrade to a more exciting apocalypse next time! 🌎💥😂"
Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, we are setting some legendary precedents for the history books! Future generations will be like 'Remember that time they precedented the heck out of everything?' 📚👀 Let's hope they appreciate our unprecedented dedication to being precedent-setters!"
Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.
Commentary:
"Let's give a round of applause to freedom of speech for unveiling the hidden gems of idiocy 🤪👏 Express yourself, folks! It's the only way we can spot the 'geniuses' in disguise 😉🎤 #SpeakUp"
Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.
Commentary:
"Finding someone with common sense these days is like discovering a mythical creature! 🦄 Let's just hope they don't keep their powers a secret. 💫✨ #SuperSense"
Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of how everyone claims to hate drama, yet we all secretly devour the latest tabloid gossip like it's our guilty pleasure buffet. It's like a circus – no one wants to admit they enjoy it, but we all know deep down we can't resist the show!"