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Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

Seen just now on Discord:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Going viral on Reddit:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Making waves on Reddit:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Just landed via YouTube:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

Just landed via Discord:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Just landed via Twitch:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

70 shares on WeChat this month:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Just shared via Threads:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Going viral on Threads:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Making waves on Twitch:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Breaking via Reddit:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Breaking via Instagram:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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