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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Shared recently on Threads:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Just landed via Facebook:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Just landed via Slack:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Shared recently on Threads:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Trending via Telegram:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Making waves on Reddit:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Breaking via Snapchat:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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Share →: Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Commentary:
"Sure, Oasis wrote the soundtrack… but who knew it would get stuck on replay forever? 🎸🔄😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Commentary:
"Hope your WiFi connection doesn't go down with the ship! 🚢🎶⚓️ #SyncingTheHits"
6 months ago
Share →: The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's how you make sure the suspense is real every time 🦈😏 Just imagine the intense buildup followed by a surprising climax! 🎶😆 #SharkWeekInBed

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Trending via WeChat:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Trending via Messenger:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Shared recently on Discord:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Breaking via WeChat:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Just shared via Twitch:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Reported on WeChat:

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Going viral on YouTube:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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