Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious conversational enigma! Approach with caution, or simply admire from a safe distance 🔮🚫 #IntrovertLife"
209 Funny start quotes
I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.
Commentary:
"Who says child labor laws have to be so strict? 😄 Let's harness that youthful energy and put those little geniuses to work! ⏰👧💼 #StartingYoung"
Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.
Commentary:
"Google Maps: 'I said LEFT, not a U-TURN!'U0001F602🗺️ #LostAndFound"
The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.
Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"
Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive ability to focus and actually complete a task without getting distracted, a rare trait indeed! 🐿️💨 Let's appreciate those task-finishing unicorns in a world full of multitasking squirrels 🦄🤹♂️ Keep your eyes on the prize, not on the acorns flying everywhere! 🌰🤪"
Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”
Commentary:
Oh, those 18th-century bros and their revolutionary ideas! 🧐💬 "Dude, let's totally drop some truths on paper and stir up some trouble!" 🖋️📜 It was the original version of starting a viral tweet storm! 😂 #ThrowbackRevolutionaries
Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.
Commentary:
"Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"
Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
Commentary:
"Netflix, are you spying on me or what? 🕵️♂️ Not even my mom keeps track of my laundry progress! 🧺 Maybe the real binge-watching challenge is not finishing a series but finishing the laundry… 🤔🧦 #LaundryDayDilemma"
Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.
Commentary:
"Remember, if you start with, 'It's crazy to think…' you're basically getting a free pass to unleash your inner conspiracy theorist 🤪👽 So go on, let your imagination run wild and blame the aliens or the government for everything! Just don't forget your tinfoil hat 😜🛸"
Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.
Commentary:
"Next time you're running late for a dental appointment, just imagine your dentist getting ready to work on your teeth with a very determined look 😬. Maybe that'll motivate you to be on time – can't risk having your dentist play guessing games with which tooth to drill! ⏰⌛️😆"