Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Dec 27, 2025

3,895

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Just landed via Facebook:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Just shared via X:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Going bananas on X:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Seen just now on Discord:

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Freshly posted on X:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Home » Funny Stations Quotes

Funny stations quotes

Funny stations quotes 🚉😂 bring a burst of laughter to those everyday waiting moments! Whether you’re stuck on a platform or riding the train, these witty sayings turn the usual commute into a comedy show. Ready to brighten up your travel mood and share some giggles with fellow passengers? Let’s dive into the funniest, quirkiest station humor that’ll have you smiling all the way to your destination! 😄🎉🚆

New funny stations quotes 👇

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

0

2 months ago

daily, daily life, determination, drive, driveway, family, flipping, humor, i, life, patience, perseverance, pull, radio, radio station, relationship, station, stations, still, through, wife, wish
The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

0

2 months ago

call, humor, morning, people, radio, real, stations, wake, wake up

All funny stations quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

11 shares on Discord this month:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

3,687

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Trending via X:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Just landed via Discord:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Making waves on Reddit:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Spotted on Twitch:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Spotted on Instagram:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴