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Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Going viral on Twitch:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Trending via Messenger:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Just landed via TikTok:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Live now on Discord:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

1 month ago

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

1 month ago

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I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

1 month ago

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

1 month ago

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

1 month ago

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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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Going viral on X:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Spotted on TikTok:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Live now on Slack:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

25 is the new 0 years old.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Broadcasted on X:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

Just shared via YouTube:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Going viral on Facebook:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

Just shared via TikTok:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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More funny sun quotes 👇

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

All funny sun quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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