Funny ta quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ever-optimistic taxpayer 🛣️. Don't worry, you might actually see those roads fixed by the time hover cars become mainstream 🚗✨ #TaxpayerDreams"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous Canadian weather report: 'It's a bit nippy, eh?' ❄️🍁 While most certainties may be grim, at least Canada keeps us on our toes by reminding us that cold is relative! 🥶 #CanadaEh"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that Canada has its own temperature scale called the "Windchill Index"? It measures how cold the wind makes it feel, taking into account factors like wind speed and air temperature! 🇨🇦❄️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's face it, no one likes getting a regular envelope from the IRS… It's like receiving a surprise party invitation from your least favorite relative 💌🕶️ #IRS #TroubleAvoided"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… looks like even taxes can be deceitful! 😱🤑 Who knew that your accountant was working behind your back with numbers from another tax return! Time to audit your relationship with taxes and show them who's the true boss! 💔💸 #TaxDrama #CheatingTaxes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the government's procrastination game is strong, isn't it? 🏛️⏳ Just like the tax deadline sneaking up on us every year! 😂💸 Better late than never, right? At least we're all consistent in our procrastination tendencies!

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