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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

They expect me to work at work.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Breaking via Telegram:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Going bananas on Slack:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Making waves on Reddit:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Shared recently on Slack:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Going bananas on Discord:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Going viral on Messenger:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Making waves on X:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

12 shares on Slack this month:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

90 shares on Instagram this month:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,396

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Slack:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

Breaking via TikTok:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Spotted on X:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Going viral on Facebook:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Going bananas on Messenger:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Trending via WeChat:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Seen just now on Discord:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Live now on Snapchat:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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