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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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