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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Been getting really into nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Making waves on TikTok:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Seen just now on TikTok:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

Spotted on Discord:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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38 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

39 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

81 shares on Slack this month:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

14 shares on Slack this month:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

23 shares on Threads this month:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

All I think about is death and sex.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I probably think this song is about me.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Making waves on Threads:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Shared recently on X:

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

Just shared via Twitch:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Broadcasted on X:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Trending via WeChat:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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