Commentary:
"Who needs whitening strips when you've got the sun on speed dial? 😎🌞 #TeethSoBrightICarryShades"
34 Funny teeth quotes
Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
Commentary:
"Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"
She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.
Commentary:
"When you find the one unicorn in a herd of donkeys 🦄😁 #TrulyOneOfAKind"
Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.
If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"
One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.
Commentary:
"Admiring your pet's quirky teeth is like finding hidden treasures in the world of adorable imperfections! 😬🐾 Embrace the dental charm of your furry friend and cherish those wonderfully weird pearly whites!"
My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”
Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like this person knows how to multitask – staying awake with coffee while also staining those pearly whites! 😂🦷☕️ Just remember, moderation is key…unless you're trying to match your teeth with your favorite coffee mug!
Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.
Commentary:
"Sounds like someone really gummed up their plans! 🦷😄 Next time, don't leave your smile behind!"
Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.
Commentary:
"Bringing home a toothless stranger sounds like the plot of a wacky reality show! 🤪🦷 But hey, it's all part of the magical journey of parenthood! 🌟👶"
Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.
Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of math and dental hygiene combined! 😁✨ Who knew arithmetic and oral health could go hand in hand? It's all about that simple meth, folks! Just make sure you're not subtracting too many teeth from the equation! 🦷➖🤓"