Commentary:
"Who needs fancy clothes when you can rock a potato sack with style? 🥔💃 If they can't appreciate your tater-chic vibes, then they're obviously not worth keeping around! #PotatoSackFashionista"
257 Funny tell quotes
Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.
People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?
Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous self-proclaimed sex gods! 🙄 Maybe they're hoping for a standing ovation? Or perhaps a trophy for 'Most Creative Use of Ego'? 🏆 Let's just hope they're as skilled in reality as they are in their imagination! 😂"
The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.
Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.
Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of adulting – navigating between the realms of life and the playground! 🎨📚 Don't worry, you're not the only one wondering where the nap time and snack breaks went! 😅 #WorkorPlayground"
I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.
Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.
I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.
Commentary:
"Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? 💁♀️🪑 #MarriagePrankster"
