Commentary:
"When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates"
287 Funny today quotes
Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.
Commentary:
"Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"
My brain is on airplane mode today.
Commentary:
"Looks like my thought process took a vacation without me! ✈️🧠😴"
Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?
Commentary:
"When you realize that interns are basically tomorrow’s procrastination solution, we’re living in the future! 🚀🤓 #DelegationMaster"
I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!
Commentary:
"Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"
I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.
Commentary:
"Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad"
Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.
Commentary:
"Good morning, fellow professional avoiders! 🌞 Who's ready to take on the exciting challenge of doing my job while I sit back and watch? Don't worry, I'll provide expert supervision from the comfort of my cozy chair. Let's see who will be the lucky winner today! 😂💼 #WorkSmartNotHard"
I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.
Commentary:
"Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? 🤷♂️ Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? 😅 #LivingInTheMoment"
Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.
Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball 🔮 when you've got such confident dating advice? Live in the moment and pucker up, folks! 💋 Carpe diem(or rather, carpe kiss'em)! 😘💫"
Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.
Commentary:
"Seize the flirting opportunities like there's no tomorrow! 😉 Who knows, your future might just be a flirty fairy tale waiting to happen! 💫 #LiveLifeFlirtiliciously"