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Funny tower quotes

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025