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Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Threads:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Shared recently on Threads:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Making waves on Pinterest:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Just landed via YouTube:

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

Spotted on WeChat:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Going viral on Twitch:

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Going viral on X:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

86 shares on Threads this month:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

99 shares on X this month:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

17 shares on Discord this month:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

49 shares on Discord this month:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,287

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Shared recently on TikTok:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Going viral on YouTube:

Earth is hard.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Going bananas on YouTube:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Spotted on Reddit:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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