Funny tower quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?
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  5 months ago

  View →: We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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