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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Trending via TikTok:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Trending via Telegram:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Live now on Instagram:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

Spotted on Slack:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Just landed via Discord:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Just landed via Discord:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

29 shares on Messenger this month:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

79 shares on Threads this month:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

63 shares on Slack this month:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Making waves on X:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Shared recently on Telegram:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

Broadcasted on X:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Just landed via TikTok:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Just shared via WeChat:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Spotted on YouTube:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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