Commentary:
"I tried yoga once and nearly mastered the art of turning myself into a pretzel… except I forgot the 'calm and composed' part. 🥨😆 #YogaFails"
42 Funny tried quotes
I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.
Commentary:
Looks like my flaws have some serious boundary issues! 🤣🚫💔
You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.
Commentary:
Did you try turning your personality off and on again? 😂🔄🤖
Have you tried complaining about it?
Commentary:
Complaining: the original customer service hotline 😂📞
If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.
Commentary:
"Blindfold archery: Where the real challenge is finding out what you just destroyed! 🎯😂 #AddingAdventurousTwist"
I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.
Commentary:
"When your bilingual skills impress the cat into speaking English, but he's still one step ahead! 🐱🗣️😂 #FluentInFeline"
I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.
Commentary:
🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"
Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.
Commentary:
"Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"
To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.
Commentary:
“Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”
Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.
Commentary:
"When you pick up the 'snooze-inducer,' but the plot twists have other plans! 📚😂😴"