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Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

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Jan 7, 2026

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Just shared via Reddit:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Spreading quickly via X:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Going viral on WeChat:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Spotted on Instagram:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Trending via Discord:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Going viral on Instagram:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Trending via Pinterest:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

66 shares on X this month:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Earth is hard.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,484

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Live now on Twitch:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Going viral on Reddit:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Just landed via TikTok:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Trending via Messenger:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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