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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Eating healthy requires a second job.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Just shared via YouTube:

if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

Just landed via TikTok:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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