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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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