Funny vibrator quotes

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  13 hours ago

  Share →: Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

  Commentary:
  "When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a craving for more than just vibrations! 😏 Maybe investing in a smart speaker that doubles as a compliment machine could do the trick? 🤖💬 #Priorities 🤣"

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