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Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Going bananas on Slack:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Spotted on Slack:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Live now on Threads:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Just landed via YouTube:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Just shared via Discord:

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on Messenger this month:

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

45 shares on Slack this month:

People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

63 shares on Discord this month:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Going bananas on Instagram:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Trending via Twitch:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Making waves on Twitch:

I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.

Trending via Facebook:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Seen just now on Threads:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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