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Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Freshly posted on Slack:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Going viral on X:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Spotted on Instagram:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Making waves on X:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Trending via TikTok:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Going viral on Facebook:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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Funny wronged quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when life feels unfair 🤪✨ Whether you’ve been misunderstood, blamed, or just caught in a silly mix-up, these witty lines turn frustration into laughter 😂🔥 Perfect for sharing when you need a lighthearted way to say, I’ve been wronged—but I’m still winning! 🎉💥 Get ready to laugh off the drama with some clever humor!

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Share →: To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is setting up an annual 'Wrong-athon' 😅🕰️ Who says consistency is key, right? Watch out folks, next year's edition is sure to be a blockbuster hit! 🎥✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the selective memory at its finest! 🤔🍴 Holding on to grudges like it's the last piece of pizza in the fridge! 🍕😂 Let's hope our fridge acts as a reminder and not a safe haven for forgotten intentions!"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Commentary:
"Cleaning – the ultimate therapy session for the soul and the perfect opportunity to unleash your inner schemer. 🧼✨💭 Prepare to scrub away the mess both in your home and in your mind… while plotting your diabolical yet tidy revenge! 😈🧹 #CleaningTherapy #RevengeIsADishBestServedClean"

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Spotted on Twitch:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I put the mess in domestic.

Trending via Twitch:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Making waves on Discord:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Shared recently on Slack:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Shared recently on Slack:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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