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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

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As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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Witty text about spelling humor, emphasizing the playful idea that "e" is a greyer letter.

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Fifty shades of e-musement right there! 😂🎨👀

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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