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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to…

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to…

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Ah, a true social media maestro! 🤣👏 Waiting for the digital applause like a digital rockstar 🌟 Keep the followers entertained and the notifications popping! 📱💥 #SocialMediaSavvy

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 3, after, always, applause, attention, die, humor, i, minutes, post, timing, wait on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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