I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew my heart was a foodie? 🍕❤️🤣 #FridgeGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is. You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart. I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either. Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.