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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Going bananas on Threads:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

2 months ago

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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72 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

86 shares on Slack this month:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

93 shares on X this month:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Just landed via Facebook:

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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