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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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