I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Imagine a herd of meese sneaking into restaurants, ordering their own salads. 🦌🥗 #MooseParty" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again. I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars. I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here. “You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things. I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.