I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses. Commentary:"Imagine a herd of meese sneaking into restaurants, ordering their own salads. 🦌🥗 #MooseParty" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again. I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars. I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here. Moose would have been a better name for a cow. “You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.