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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.