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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.